Because today is Monday Mum has made Buns so today is now Bun-day much better. Biology in
School today with Mr Bradford (a budding Buddhist Bio-chemist) was Brilliant. “The biology
of a Bilberry Bush”, and despite Bernard’s best attempts to burn the Bilberry bush (he says he had read about a burning bush somewhere) being brought to an abrupt stop by being bashed on the head with a baseball bat by Mr Bradford the Biology teacher. The bush
was still a bountiful biosphere
of breathtaking beetles, bumble bees,
brontosaurus and big bad
burrowing beasts from Byzantium………
AH I might have got a bit carried
away there. Mum has said Buffoon (not
IDIOT today).
However while bouncing back to the classroom through
the Bracken, the banshee’s came to see me, we are the best of buddies from way back. But
Banshees always scare folk so Mr Bradford
and some of Class B52 threw Buttered
buns at the banshees
shouting “be gone beasts you will give us Bronchitis and Bubonic Plague and blue
boils and bully our budgerigars.
It was the Brussels sprouts that finally made the banshees back off, back into the Broadleaf trees of the woods. You can’t blame them, Brussels sprouts …….YUK.
The rest of the day in
school was bitterly boring but
that was because it appeared that
everyone else had started their Easter Holidays……………………….AH DAM, Mum said IDIOT
(sorry Buffoon)
Back to burying Brassica’s and Broad beans, and building the sculpture.
I’m off now Because I am Drumming (Djembe) soon with the Band ….. Brilliant. The truth is never good for B’s
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