The Ecological Elliptical Earth Engine and the Evils of money

 

Esmeralda (a long standing character of my diary), has much empathy with E (the letter not the tablet) and is enjoying Easter with Easter eggs and Entertaining Everyone by Exploring Eels and Echinoderm (Starfish). She entirely blames them for her Eczema and this rather embittered and emotional employment of explosives to end her embarrassment is encouraged by Mr Evans of Evans Emporium where she purchases the explosives and eels. I feel he encourages her for his own Evil ends i.e. money (the route of all Evil)

Dad, a new age Environmentalist and expert Engineer has built England’s first Ecological Elliptical Earth Engine, which runs entirely on Elderberries. Using Electrolysis and Electronics to produce an electromotive force from the Elaborate elliptical orbit of Elderberry Electrons in an erroneous effervescent electrolyte. I feel some of you may need to consult an Encyclopaedia to entirely understand everything although I know Mr ESB (A member of R.A.T.S) will be very enamoured by this enormous epoch, encouraging him to continue his own experiments with his Chicken Sandwiches.

The Elite of the European Elliptical Earth Engine Club say it is an exemplary example of an Elliptical Earth Engine and having examined it say its execution and extraction of Energy from Elderberries is an evolutionary event in the elliptical engines evolution (note the clever use of the same word twice HAH HAHHAH HAHh hahhahh ).

Because of dads enterprising efforts, the European Elliptical Earth Engine Club have awarded dad a posh certificate but dad said “A B******* posh certificate I was hoping for loads of money” and has exploded the Ecological Elliptical Earth Engine……. adding EASY come EASY go.

Money you see, is the route of all evil; but great for explosions. Mum says Dad is an Egghead but also an IDIOT

Hopefully the Explosive End of the Earth Engine and dads Experimenting will see the Weather return to normal