AN ACME AUTOMATED ALUMINIUM AND ANTIMONY ARTICULATED ARMOUR plated ALBINO ARANEOMORPHAE ANDROID

An Automated Aluminium and Antimony Articulated Armour plated Albino Araneomorphae (spider sort of thing) Android eating auntie’s armchair during breakfast was altogether avant-garde. Dad assembled it from an ACME Atomic Ant Anthropomorphic Armageddon Android self Assembly kit and modified it a bit to improve the Aesthetics.  Being Anthropomorphic it had eaten Coco pops and cream first plus Toast and Anchovies, although mum was annoyed that it ate the plates too, but is saves on washing up. And it read the newspaper, showing some interest in stories on the Abyssinian Airforce, Aphids in the Alps AND ALIENs.     

Dad thinks its eaten an Antelope, aardvark and an Armadillo also….. Well AWESOME, APPARENTLY it uses Analogue Logic and ASCII to analyse the atmosphere and it’s surroundings.

Me and the dog took Arnold as we have called it (him?) for a walk but it ran amok and ate the Antique dealer and his Airedale; the dog and I never liked the Airedale it was always a bit Aloof. But we think Arnold is an Anarchist.

At home later mum was reading the instruction manual for the ACME Atomic Ant Anthropomorphic Armageddon Android self Assembly kit and it didn’t say   Anthropomorphic it said Anthropophagous, so sort of likes human flesh and Apple pie (a bit). The Dog has gone “PHEW not dog then”, but mum has insisted Arnold the Android Anarchist is locked in the Attic until we find a large enough Aquarium to keep him in. Mum has also told dad that he should take up Alchemy next time we get involved in the letter A